Top 10 Cheesy Pick Up
So we have all heard a ‘Cheesy Chat-up’ line before. Whether that is hearing a friend have to deal with one or even being subjected to having one thrown our own way.
As we have discussed dating can be really hard so lets lighten the mood with some of the cheesiest chat-up lines as decided and shared by you guys! So here you go.
- Can I kiss you trombone……..?
Happened TO someone who is a musician and happened to have said instrument with them whilst waiting for a train. I’m guessing what could only be a fellow musician (who ‘just’ knows a trombone case when you see one?) approaches from across the platform. They then proceed to ask ‘Can I kiss your trombone?’………Hilarious……..followed with a ‘Can I kiss the owner of the trombone?’, Hot stuff!!
However, the question we all want answered, did it work? I am pleased to report it did!!!!
- If your feeling down I can feel you up!
This is cheesey as hell but one I can only imagine would be greeted with a ‘is your face feeling sore because I’m going to slap it!’ LOL!
- Is there a mirror in your pants. I can see myself in them!
It’s chat up lines like these that make me glad they 90% of the time they don’t work! The only time they do is when the other person thinks they’re joking and laugh! Luckily most of us see through this tacky ploy.
- Do you legs hurt because you been running through my mind all day!
C’mon it’s a classic!
- Are you google? I think I found what I was looking for!
In the age of technology this one is actually pretty millenial (lol).
- Hi I’m Mr. Right someone told me you were looking for me?
This would probably creep me out personally (lol)
- My mates a virgin……can you help him out?
Again another approached person and it’s safe to say this pity play did NOT work! I can’t imagine, with wingmen like that, this poor virgin looking to get rid of his V plates ever did!
- I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
I hope you have a bucket because you’re making me nauseous hahaha.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
My other half prefers to ask me if my hands are tired from clawing my witch butt up from hell!!
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Yes I do, No you can’t (lol)
So there you go guys a little tongue in cheek look at the dating world just remind us that it’s not all serious! If you would rather avoid these AWFUL excuses for attempts hahaha, then check out these sites instead. Devon Dating Site, Over 50’s Dating Cardiff, Merseyside Dating Site, Nottinghamshire Dating and finally Grampian Dating.
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Lots of Love,